YESTERDAY, A GIANT TOMATO WAS FOUND IN DOWNTOWN ATHOL. DURING THE NIGHT IT BASHED IN THE FRONT WALL OF ATHOL ART GALLERY, DAMAGING A MAJOR WORK OF ART:

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED GRAMMY #211, AWARD-WINNING ARTIST:

A REPRESENTATIVE FROM GIANT TOMATO ASSOCIATION WHO FLEW IN EARLIER TODAY, SAID:
YON WONDER, ATHOL CATERER AND FORMER CONTESTANT IN NOD PMURT’S MR. UNIVERSE CONTEST, SERVED LUNCH TO THE GIANT TOMATO ASSOCIATION REPRESENTATIVE:
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