GIANT TOMATO STARTS ROLLING! DESTROYS AWARD-WINNING PHOTO!

YESTERDAY, A GIANT TOMATO WAS FOUND IN DOWNTOWN ATHOL.  DURING THE NIGHT IT BASHED IN THE FRONT WALL OF ATHOL ART GALLERY, DAMAGING A MAJOR WORK OF ART:

AWARD WINNING LEG AND KNEE PHOTO
THIS PHOTO PLACED 1ST IN WORLDWIDE LEG AND FOOT PHOTO COMPETITION.

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED GRAMMY #211, AWARD-WINNING ARTIST:

REPORTER LAF LEG AND PHOTO COMPETITION

Grammy #211
“THE MOST DIFFICULT ASPECT WAS HOLDING MY LEG STILL. THEN MY FOOT STARTED TO ITCH, AND I HAD TO SCRATCH IT”.

A REPRESENTATIVE FROM GIANT TOMATO ASSOCIATION WHO FLEW IN EARLIER TODAY, SAID:

GIANT TOMATO REP ATTITUDE

YON WONDER, ATHOL CATERER AND FORMER CONTESTANT IN NOD PMURT’S MR. UNIVERSE CONTEST, SERVED LUNCH TO THE GIANT TOMATO ASSOCIATION REPRESENTATIVE:

YON WONDER HORSE BITE

FUTURE BACKSTORY:

BACKSTORY GIANT TOMATOES

MRS. LONG GIANT TOMATO ROLLS ON AND ON

 

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