MOLECULAR SCIENTIST SAID:
BIG BANG THEORIST AND INCOMPETENCE SPECIALIST SAID:
MR. JONES-SMITH, OWNER OF ATHOL REHABILITATION INSECT CLINIC, COMMENTED:
FOR NEW READERS, PAMMY AND JIMMY (SEE LEAD PHOTO), OWNERS OF ATHOL PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH SHOP, PERFORMED A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT WITH PINKY HORTON, OWNER OF SPECIALTY MAYO SANDWICHES, PROVING THAT:
