ATHOL HAIR STYLIST AND JUMPING EXPERT GIVES ADViCE ON KOHLRABI BEHAVIOR:

SPACE COMMUNICATION EXPERT:

IN CASE YOU ARE NOT CERTAIN IT IS A KOHLRABI, KEITH M. CAGED, EAST BORDER PATROL GUARD, ADVISES:

MAE PULLHAM, ATHOL’S DENTIST ARRIVED ON THE SCENE WITH A STETHOSCOPE TO HELP WITH THE IDENTITY OF THE KOHLRABI:

GRAVITATIONAL AFFECT SPECIALIST

BREAKING NEWS: A WHITE KOHLRABI APPEARED IN PASSION ATA’S GARDEN THIS MORNING!