YESTERDAY. PEEPS DIRECTOR H. SANK INTO A GNIFLOG SAND TRAP. UPON HEARING THE NEWS, HIS SISTER FLEW INTO ATHOL FROM MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA, WHERE SHE RUNS A BEAUTY SALON:
TODAY, MINNIE MOLE WAS TO BE INTERVIEWED ABOUT PEEPS DIRECTOR H. UNFORTUNATELY, SHE BECAME ILL AND THERE ARE CONCERNS ABOUT BRONCHITIS.
MELODY AGOGO, LIAISON BETWEEN ATHOLIANS AND MOLETOWN, WAS ABLE TO DECIPHER THIS S.O.S. MESSAGE FROM MINNIE MOLE:
MESSAGE: WE IN MOLETOWN HAVE NOT SEEN PEEPS DIRECTOR H. IF YOU CAN PROVIDE US WITH A PROFILE, WE WILL BE ON THE LOOKOUT:

DAVER CAVER, SPECIALIST IN MOLING, COMMENTED ON MOLES’ INTELLECT:
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