DID MOLETOWN KIDNAP PEEPS DIRECTOR?

YESTERDAY. PEEPS DIRECTOR H. SANK INTO A GNIFLOG SAND TRAP.  UPON HEARING THE NEWS, HIS SISTER FLEW INTO ATHOL FROM MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA, WHERE SHE RUNS A BEAUTY SALON:

PEEPS DIRECTOR'S SISTER MARSHMALLOWS

TODAY, MINNIE MOLE WAS TO BE INTERVIEWED ABOUT PEEPS DIRECTOR H.  UNFORTUNATELY, SHE BECAME ILL AND THERE ARE CONCERNS ABOUT BRONCHITIS.

MINNIE MOLE CONGESTION

MELODY AGOGO, LIAISON BETWEEN ATHOLIANS AND MOLETOWN, WAS ABLE TO DECIPHER THIS S.O.S. MESSAGE FROM MINNIE MOLE:

MESSAGE:  WE IN MOLETOWN HAVE NOT SEEN PEEPS DIRECTOR H.  IF YOU CAN PROVIDE US WITH A PROFILE, WE WILL BE ON THE LOOKOUT:

MELODY AGOGO'S THESIS SHEET TUCKING

MELODY AGOGO CLOSET AND PILLOW
PHOTO OF MELODY AGOGO TWENTY YEARS AGO.

DAVER CAVER, SPECIALIST IN MOLING, COMMENTED ON MOLES’ INTELLECT:

DAVER CAVER MOLING

FUTURE BACKSTORY:

BACKSTORY HAIRDOS

MRS. LONG CRITIC THE NEW YORKER

 

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