TO HONOR THOSE AFFECTED BY THE NOODLE ATTACK, A SPECIALIST ARRIVED IN ATHOL YESTERDAY FOR THE 1ST ANNIVERSARY OF THE INVASION.
LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED NOODLE ATTACK SPECIALIST:
PASSION ATA, LIBRARIAN AT ATHOL PUBLIC LIBRARY BEFORE THE NOODLE ATTACK:

ONE OF THE WORDS PASSION ATA FOUND OUTSIDE HER FRONT DOOR:
DR. LONG, ATHOL PASTA THERAPIST, REPORTED:
BREAKING NEWS:
FUTURE BACKSTORY: