NOODLE ATTACK SPECIALIST ATTENDS 1ST ANNIVERSARY!

TO HONOR THOSE AFFECTED BY THE NOODLE ATTACK, A SPECIALIST ARRIVED IN ATHOL YESTERDAY FOR THE 1ST ANNIVERSARY OF THE INVASION.

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED NOODLE ATTACK SPECIALIST:

REPORTER LAF OTHER PASTAS

NOODLE ATTACK SPECIALIST RELAX

PASSION ATA, LIBRARIAN AT ATHOL PUBLIC LIBRARY BEFORE THE NOODLE ATTACK:

PASSION ATA HIDING OUT
PASSION ATA HAS BOOK CLUB MEETINGS AT HER HOUSE.

ONE OF THE WORDS PASSION ATA FOUND OUTSIDE HER FRONT DOOR:

PASTA LOVE

DR. LONG, ATHOL PASTA THERAPIST, REPORTED:

DR. LONG, MOMMY IS SUPPOSED

BREAKING NEWS:

CAT WITH PASTA HYPNOTIC STATE

FUTURE BACKSTORY:

BACKSTORY & NOD TRUMP

MRS. LONG NO COMMENT

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