BREAKING NEWS: SLEEPWALKERS STEALING HARD-BOILED EGGS!

THE DAILY ATHOLIAN REGRETS HAVING TO POSTPONE OUR INTERVIEW WITH THE SLEEPWALKING EX-JUGGLER WHO BROKE ALL THE DISHES AT A BANQUET YESTERDAY.

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED MS. NODOFF WHO RUNS NODOFF SCHOOL FOR SLEEPWALKING:

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MS. NODOFF COMMENTED:

FEW PEOPLE WERE AWARE THESE ATHOLIANS WERE IN A SLEEPWALKING STATE WHEN THEY SPOKE:

THE TOOTH FAIRY INTERVENED AND SAID:

NEXT EDITION:  COMMENTS FROM DENTISTS!