MEANWHILE, MAE PULLHAM, ATHOL DENTIST, IS TESTING ATHOLIANS TO FIND A MATCH TO TEETHMARKS IN AN OREO COOKIE. PREVIOUSLY, IT WAS DETERMINED THE GUILTY PARTY – SHARING THE GUILT WITH ODOROUS OCTOPUS – WEARS A PARTIAL.
RATHER THAN COMMENT, MAE PULLHAM ASKED A FORMER DENTIST TO COMMENT.
BREAKING NEWS: A CLOUD OF CHOCOLATE EXPLODES FROM THE BLACK HOLE!
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 