SILKIE IS ACCUSED OF LAYING EGGS CONTAINING A STIMULANT. THOUGH CLIENTS OF SENIOR FUN AND FROLIC CENTER WHO ATE THE BRAN MUFFINS MADE WITH HER EGGS APPEAR TO BE IN GOOD HEALTH, EXPERTS CLAIM CLIMBING WALLS LIKE SPIDERMAN, PARAGLIDING, AND BREAK DANCING ARE RISKY FOR OLDER PEOPLE.
LAFAYETTE REPORTER, WHO JUST YESTERDAY COVERED THE STORY OF MR. FLING’S BROKEN SUSPENDER AND THE PLAYGROUND SET THAT BIRTHED INTO THE FLING’S HOUSE, SPOKE WITH DR. JONES-SMITH, PHYSICIAN AT INSECT REHABILITATION CLINIC AND CARETAKER OF ATHOL SAFARI PARK:
A WELL-KNOWN PSYCHIATRIST SAID:
BREAKING NEWS:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 