ALIEN SHOE SPECIALIST WAS RUSHED IN FROM TAHITI:
IMOGENE TOE, FOOTPRINT SPECIALIST, WAS ASKED WHETHER THE HUGE SHOE WAS CONNECTED TO THE FOOTPRINTS FOUND EARLIER THIS YEAR:
FOOTPRINTS FOUND EARLIER:
TWO YELLOW SPECIALISTS WILL SEARCH FOR THE OWNER OF THE SHOE, ONE ON DAY SHIFT, THE OTHER ON NIGHT SHIFT.
MR. WHOOEY COMMENTED:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 