Dr. Long, Mr. Jones-Smith, Passion Ata, SCIENTIST #1
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WHAT WILL THE FUTURE HOLD FOR PAISLEY PENGUIN?

SATURDAY, FEB. 6, 2016, A COMMITTEE MET TO DISCUSS PAISLEY PENQUIN’S OBSESSION WITH TAKING SELFIES.  PAISLEY HAS ALSO ADMITTED TO PELTING PEDESTRIANS WITH ICE.

PASSION ATA ELOCUTION
PASSION ATA, ATHOL LIBRARIAN AND DRAMA TEACHER
DR. LONG SELFIES
DR. LONG, PENGUIN BEHAVIOR THERAPIST
PROFESSOR OF PENGUIN COMMICATION
PROFESSOR OF INTERPRETIVE GIRAFFE HUMMING, CHICKEN CLUCKING, AND PENGUIN DISPLAYING
MR. JONES-SMITH PAISLEY
MR. JONES-SMITH, RESEARCHER AT INSECT REHABILITATION CENTER

 

FOR NEW READERS OF THE DAILY ATHOLIAN, PAISLEY WAS DROP-SHIPPED ALONG WITH ICE CUBES TO ATHOL SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. AS OF TODAY, NO ONE IN ATHOL HAS ANY KNOWLEDGE OF FROM WHERE SHE CAME.

Feature photo by Grammy #211.

 

 

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