ANOTHER “BIRTHING” OCCURRED EARLY THIS MORNING IN THE FALMART HOME OWNED BY OWNA AND OWER OWENS.*
ME-JANE, FALMART HOME MIDWIFE, RUSHED TO THE RESCUE.
THE OWENS REPORTED:
THE CONTRACTOR SAID:
*FOR THOSE READERS WHO ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH FALMART HOMES: IN 2011, MOLETOWN ACCIDENTALLY UNDERMINED THE HUGE FALMART STORE HERE IN ATHOL. HOUSES WERE BUILD OVER SELECT DEPARTMENTS, THEIR OWNERS HOPING ONE DAY TO HOST A BIRTHING INTO THEIR LIVING-ROOM OR KITCHEN, I.E. OF AN ITEM SUCH AS A SOFA OR DISHWASHER.
(DUE TO MISCALCULATIONS, MANY FALMART STORE ITEMS HAVE BIRTHED INTO UNINTENDED AREAS.)
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 