HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES SAYS FAREWELL TO GRAMMY #1.
GRAMMY #1 WILL LIVE WITH BILL ILL!
MAE PULLHAM, RECENTLY SEEN WITH GRAMPS #3924, IS TAKING CLASSES EVERY DAY AT HUPHUP’S SCHOOL OF MARCH AND DANCE. 
MIDNIGHT EACH NIGHT THIS WEEK MUFFIN MAN AND LOIS LOIS HAVE BEEN SEEN PRACTICING “HOW TO CONFRONT ALIENS.”
LA DONUT HOLE REOPENS! MUFFIN MAN TO SELL NEW TYPE OF PASTRY!
HUGH BIKE MAN, ENGAGED TO LOIS LOIS, WAS SEEN DINING WITH ARTIST AH AT ANIMAL AND SALAD CAFE!
RESTAURANT’S WEEKEND SALAD SPECIAL: CAFE PROVIDE THE DRESSING, THE CUSTOMER PROVIDES THE SALAD.*
- The owners are now vegetarian and will not be serving animal.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 