Elsie What-When, LOP, Muffin Man, POP, YON WONDER
by eths

ELSIE-WHAT-WHEN AWAITS RESULTS ON SAUTEED ESCARGOT AUTOPSY!

YON WONDER MADE CREAM PUFFS
YON WONDER FORGAVE MUFFIN MAN’ FOR VICIOUS WILTED SALAD ATTACK AND PRESENTED HIM WITH CREAM PUFFS.
YON WONDER'S SHIRT
STAINS FROM WILTED SALAD DRESSING MADE THIS SHIRT OWNED BY YON WONDER UNUSABLE.
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN DUSTER
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN WON 8TH PLACE IN DUST-YOUR-TABLES-WITH-GREEN-DUSTER COMPETITION.

Earlier this fall What-When, POP (Promise-To-Keep-Our-Promise) candidate woke to the horrifying sight and odor of sizzling snails.  She fears one of the them is her beloved Summer the Snail. Earlier she’d found a crushed snail on a sidewalk and assumed it was Summer.

WONDER NOT ABLE TO REMOVE STAINS FROM WILTED SALAD ATTACK!

Seven people attended the rally where Yon Wonder, LOP (Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Produce) candidate suffered disgrace.  Despite his despair, Wonder has cooked countless meals for volunteers for The Black Hole Rescue Mission.