LA HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES DEMANDS APOLOGY FROM PAPER!

DR. LONG DISTANT COUSIN
DR. LONG, CONTROL THERAPIST

A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE ORGANIZATION SAID, “We never used the word ‘Escapes,'” in reference to the headlines on October 6, 2015, ‘CLIENT OF LA HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES ESCAPES!’  

The editor of this paper will issue a statement shortly.  

DR. LONG DISTANT COUSIN 2

DR. LONG EXPLAINS PSYCHOLOGY BEHIND USE OF THE WORD “ESCAPE.”  

“People who use the word ‘Escape’ when they actually mean ‘Leave,’ were often forced as children to eat broccoli for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.”DR. LONG SKUNK

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