CAGED AND CATCHEM QUESTION PERSONS OF INTEREST IN MUFFIN MAN’S DISAPPEARANCE!

PERSON OF INTEREST PIP LONGSOCK INTERROGATED!

PIP LONGSOCK'S SAND CASTLE
AT AGE 26, PIIP LONGSOCK WON 4TH PRIZE IN SMILIEST-SAND CASTLE CONTEST.

WILL CATCHEM BUBBLE JOBWill Catchem questioned Longsock about her whereabouts on the evening of August 17, 2015 when Me-Jane’s chocolate supply was compromised.  Longsock said, “I told you before, I spent the night at home alone.”  

Even though it’s been over a month since the occurrence, Catchem issued a warrant to search Longsock’s home for a trace of Me-Jane’s chocolate.  Me-Jane is running on the COP (Chocolate-Only Party) platform.

YON WONDER WILL BE INTERROGATED NEXT!