PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, BLACK, WHITE, RED, TURQUOISE, AND FUCHSIA SHOE LACES HUNG FROM CLOTHESPINS. NO BROWN!
Whipsnap died on March 21, 2015 at age 99.
DR. LONG, ATHOL’S PHYSICIAN AND THERAPIST, SAYS:
“Collecting shoe laces fulfills a deep longing for noodles. There may have been a time in Elvira Whipsnap’s life when she was denied pasta, and she comforted herself by collecting shoelaces. The assortment of colors indicates Ms. Whipsnap was deprived of noodles as a young child.”
WHIPSNAP’S APARTMENT HAS BEEN TAPED OFF AS CRIME SCENE!
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 