Earlier today, Will Watt, Athol Word Scientist proved that flowers do not wilt as fast when placed near Shorkers (Short Speakers). Flowers near Norkers (Normal Speakers) wilted in three days, rather than in a […]
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ELSIE WHAT-WHEN DENIES RESENTMENT TOWARD FRENCH TEACHER!
Elsie What-When, POP candidate for mayor, believes that Removing “La” as a prefix to Athol businesses, is more important than situating business alphabetically. “If we want to attract people to Athol, we need to appear sane!” Admittedly What-When flunked French three times.
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ELSIE WHAT-WHEN HEADS POP, A NEW POLITICAL PARTY!
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN, STILL IN THE THROES OF GRIEF FROM THE DEATH OF SUMMER THE SNAIL, ANNOUNCED HER CANDIDACY IN THE MAYORAL RACE AND STARTED A NEW POLITICAL PARTY IN ATHOL, PROMISE-TO-KEEP-OUR-PROMISE (POP) PARTY.
MUFFIN MAN ENTERS MAYORAL RACE!
Muffin Man announced his entry into the race to the customer buying donut holes at his shop. Due to his upcoming busy schedule, MM will have to resign as curator of the Oppositional Gravity Exhibit.
Why I’m Blogging T.I.S.H. World.
Hi There – My name is Beth Soloway, and I created T.I.S.H. (There is Still Hope) to have fun and introduce people to a fictional town, Athol, located in the fictional territory of T.I.S.H. My […]
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