Tag: Acronyms

Me-Jane by ethsNov 3, 201513:34

SHIMY AT CONVENTION — SHIMY HIME AT WWHBSBTMITL (Women Who Have Been Shrunk by The Men in Their Lives) CONVENTION. SHIMY IS ON THE RIGHT.

KLEIN HIME DISCOVERS ANTIDOTE TO UNSHRINK HIS WIFE!

Mayoral Race by ethsSep 9, 201517:00

NOMOFIRCOFO, PEEPS, PIUS, PUEW, PUEW, AND PUIW CAUSE FUROR IN MAYORAL RACE!

WILL WATT, SPOP CANDIDATE, AND ULRIC UTTER, SLOP CANDIDATE, SQUABBLE OVER ACRONyMS. Will Watt says, Acronyms are “… gd exmples of Shork (Short Speak) and Swite (Short Write). Less hot air, less energy. Gd fr envrnment.” IF ELECTED MAYOR, ULRIC […]

Mayoral Race by ethsAug 18, 201514:42

BAN UNPLEASANT WORDS IN ACRONYMS!

ULRIC UDDER KNIT THIS TIE TO WEAR — BOW TIE ULRIC UTTER KNIT TO WEAR WHEN HE BECOMES MAYOR OF ATHOL

ULRIC UTTER WILL HAND OUT THESE KNIT FIGURES — ULRIC UTTER KNIT CUTE FIGURES FOR HIS CAMPAIGN FOLLOWERS.

Ulric Utter, running on Speak-Lovingly Political Party (SLOP) announced today that if elected Mayor of Athol, he would remove acronyms that contained unloving words. Of the seven acronyms he studied, only three passed the pleasant speaking test:

ALGAE: Always Live Green and Energy Efficiently

ASPOPSER: Assistant Population Sign Maker

BAAA: Become an Animal Advocate

YON WONDER by ethsAug 9, 201516:03

LOATHE-STICKY-LABELS-ON-FRUIT-AND-VEGGIES POLITICAL PARTY (LOP)

Yon Wonder, Athol’s fitness trainer, is running for Mayor of Athol on the newly formed Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Fruit Party (LOP) ticket. Wonder complains that stickers on produce are impossible to remove gently because he has big hands and […]

Acronyms by ethsJul 13, 201521:12

COMMITTEE ON ACRONYMS UPDATE

AGHS, AGUE, and UGHS The Committee on Acronyms, COAC, met last evening to discuss whether Athol needs all three of these acronyms: AGHS – Anti Green House Society; AGUE -Arrest Green House Ultimate Effect; and […]

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