Shorkers University is run by Shorkists and is affiliated with Anti-V and S Word Institute. After attending Shorkers University, a graduate may choose to become a Shorkist and live a Shorking lifestyle. We have a high success rate: 98.3% of our graduates become Shorkists.
PROFESSORS:
Mr. Whooey
Ms. Nodoff
Ulric Udder
Will Watt
FOUNDER – Lala Spork
PRESIDENT – Will Watt
