SHorkers University

Shorkers University is run by Shorkists and is affiliated with Anti-V and S Word Institute. After attending Shorkers University, a graduate may choose to become a Shorkist and live a Shorking lifestyle.  We have a high success rate:  98.3% of our graduates become Shorkists.   

PROFESSORS:

Mr. Whooey

Ms. Nodoff

Ulric Udder

Will Watt

 

FOUNDER – Lala Spork

PRESIDENT – Will Watt