Sporkism – The belief that less is best when speaking or writing the English language. Sporkists believe that excessive language creates more hot air and increases Greenhouse Gas. Sporkists also believe that speaking violent and scary words creates additional hot air and contributes to Greenhouse Gas.
To join the Sporkism religion, a person must attend both the Anti-V and Anti-S Words Institute and Sporkers University.
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