THE FOLLOWING NARRATION IS WHOLLY, TRULY, AND REALLY BASED ON FACT.
T. Rump’s Childhood Counselor:
T. Rump’s Parents on a Well-Needed Break:
Soon after T. Rump’s Parents found him, they located a source to contact Planet Goodness:
To Be Continued.
Overly Long and Potentially Boring Story of T. Rump – Part Four
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 