Earlier this week, Atholians were startled by dialogue from Nod Pmurt’s parrot:
And Minutes later:
Athol Backup Tooth Fairy Discussed the Word “Bad”:
Will Watt, founder of Sporking (Short Speaking) Institute, who is dedicated to reducing hot air pollution, commented:
Clytemestra Whoosh, Athol’s Acronymist:
According to Ulric Utter, Founder of Anti-S and Anti-V Words Institute, neither “ban” or “bad” is found in Pleasant English dictionaries. He commented on Nod Pmurt’s parrot’s intensive training to improve his vocabulary:
Readers may remember when Athol’s Brain Cleaning Specialist Attempted to Wash Ima Athol’s Brain:
T. T. Sparticus, Who was Flown into Athol to Work on Ima Athol’s Brain, commented:
Athol Scientist #1 Advised:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 