Knife Ann Spork, Lulu Spork, Mrs. Smith, Ms. Nodoff, Mudologist, Will Watt, Winnie Writer
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SPORKING DISCOVERY DISRUPTS SHORKING CONVENTION!

YESTERDAY EVENING, KNIFE ANN SPORK DISCLOSED HER IDENTITY TO THE DAILY ATHOLIAN:

KNIFE ANN SPORK HISTORY LULU SPORK

LULU'S LETTERS BREAD CRUMB

WILL WATT, FOUNDER OF SHORKER’S INSTITUTE, AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE BREAD CRUMB, REPORTED:

WILL WATT SP ... SP... SP...

ATHOL ANALYST REPORTED:

BACKUP TOOTH FAIRY ANALYZING BREAD CRUMBS

CHECKING FOR LULU SPORK’S DNA, TWO TESTERS REPORTED:

TWO ANALYSTS GRANDMA'S BREAD

WOMAN & DOG TASTED BREAD CRUMB

MRS. LONG A LOT OF CARBS IN BREADWILL WATT SP ...SP ... SP ... SP ...