IN APRIL 2016, ATHOLIANS EXPERIENCED THE BOMBARDMENT OF SPACE ALIEN BLUEBERRY MUFFINS. NOW, THE THREAT OF ATTACKING SPACE ALIEN FROGS IS EMINENT. NOT TO BE DISMISSED ARE THE KOHLRABIES IN LARGE NUMBERS RECENTLY FOUND IN BACKYARDS, WHICH SCIENTISTS THINK MAY BE A SPACE ALIEN VARIETY!
ATHOL PREPAREDNESS COUNSELOR SAID:
SPACE ALIEN ANIMAL TRAVEL AND LANDING EXPERT REPORTED:
AS A REMINDER ABOUT THE MYSTERIOUS KOHLRABIES:
NEWSWORTHY:
LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED ATHOL GRAVITATIONAL AFFECT SPECIALIST:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 