SPACE ALIEN FROGS MAY BE ON THE LOOSE IN ATHOL!

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED SPACE ALIEN FROG BEHAVIORALIST:

MOSQUITOLOGIDT REPORTED:

YON WONDER, ATHOL”S CATERER AND FORMER FITNESS TRAINER, SAID:

SPACE ALIEN FROG ADVOCATE:

EARLIER THIS YEAR, THIS OBJECT WAS SIGHTED NEAR ATHOL EAST BORDER.  AT THE TIME THERE WAS A QUESTION WHETHER IT WAS A SPACESHIP OR A GARDEN LIGHT.  ATHOL SCIENTIST DECLARED IT A SPACESHIP.