Yon Wonder, Athol’s fitness trainer, is running for Mayor of Athol on the newly formed Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Fruit Party (LOP) ticket. Wonder complains that stickers on produce are impossible to remove gently because he has big hands and […]
Month: August 2015
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN DENIES RESENTMENT TOWARD FRENCH TEACHER!
Elsie What-When, POP candidate for mayor, believes that Removing “La” as a prefix to Athol businesses, is more important than situating business alphabetically. “If we want to attract people to Athol, we need to appear sane!” Admittedly What-When flunked French three times.
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COP ANNOUNCES POLITICAL PARTY SYMBOL
Me-Jane, COP candidate, choses their party’s new political symbol!
CHOCOLATE-ONLY PARTY (COP) CANDIDATE ENTERS MAYORAL RACE!
Me-Jane, owner of La Hardware Store and Midwife for Fallen Mart Homes, announced her entry into the Athol Mayoral Race. Me-Jane is a staunch supporter of the Chocolate-Only-Politcal Party (COP).
ATHOL STORES SHOULD BE ALPHABETICALLY SITUATED!
IT WILL ELIMINATE CONFUSION, MUFFIN MAN, DEPENDS-UPON (DOP) POLITICAL PARTY CANDIDATE, STATED EARLIER TODAY. THE COMMUNITY OF ATHOL HAS ONE STREET. IF MUFFIN MAN’S PLAN IS SET IN MOTION, LA ANIMAL AND SALAD CAFE WILL SIT AT […]
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN HEADS POP, A NEW POLITICAL PARTY!
ELSIE WHAT-WHEN, STILL IN THE THROES OF GRIEF FROM THE DEATH OF SUMMER THE SNAIL, ANNOUNCED HER CANDIDACY IN THE MAYORAL RACE AND STARTED A NEW POLITICAL PARTY IN ATHOL, PROMISE-TO-KEEP-OUR-PROMISE (POP) PARTY.
MOP AND DOP ANNOUNCE POLITICAL SYMBOLS
Athol’s two political parties, Most-Certainly (MOC) and Depends-Upon (DOP) have announced their party symbols. As of today, one person, Muffin Man, a moderate DOP, has entered the race for Mayor. Tomorrow afternoon, Elsie What-When is expected […]
EMERGENCY TOWN COUNCIL MEETING
MINUTES of Athol Town Council meeting held on August 2, 2015, at Athol Public Library. Grammy #211 took minutes. Members present: Grammy #211 Gramps #3924 Mrs. Smith Sonny Cecil Will Watt Ms. Lessparts […]
CREATIVITY CARNIVAL: THE POCKET WATCH or TIME IN YOUR POCKET
GRAMMY #211 INTERVIEWED THREE ATHOL RESIDENTS, SHOWING EACH THE WONDERFUL SKETCH OF A POCKET WATCH BY SHAFALI (https://shafali.wordpress.com ) HERE ARE THEIR RESPONSES: HENRIETTA HUPHUP: Up in the morn. Check my pocket! Check on the […]
HUGE DISCOUNT ON SIGNS
La Sign Shop offering huge discount on signs!
SPEAK POLITELY and BE GREEN NO MATTER THE COST
Editorial correction: Unaware that our article was sabotaged, we published the TISH Pledge incorrectly. The phrases, “Speak Politely” and “Be green no matter the cost” are not part of the pledge. We apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused.
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U.S.A. RESIDENT WANTS TO BE MAYOR!
Protests erupted in Athol when U.S.A. resident announced his candidacy. Town Council will discuss legality this weekend.
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 