Everything was going smoothly at Athol Insect and Bug Rehabilitation Clinic’s Holiday Open House. Mr. Jones-Smith, founder and physician, spoke:
A resident of House of Slightly Difficult Relatives Performed Break Dancing:
A Mudologist described the special Mud Event:
A Member of Sonny Cecil’s Senior Fun and Frolic club shared her skill at meditating:
Suddenly, everything went awry. An unknown person brought a selection of chocolate covered ants and beetles for treats.
(EDITOR’S NOTE: Me-Jane was released in time to watch a marathon of “Bob’s Burgers.”)
In the midst of this mayhem, someone swatted and killed a recuperating fly:
Moments later, Gramps #3924 was seen leaving the scene of the swatting:Investigation will continue until the culprits are caught, according to Athol Police Chief, Keith M. Caged.
Mr. Jones-Smith was unavailable for comment due to grief and melancholy. The following counselors offered services to Mr. Jones-Smith: