In her journal, Ima writes, “Lulu prepares wonderful meals for us. Generally, I do the hunting and gathering, though we had to leave behind a delicious looking opossum when Lulu got too friendly with a farmer’s son.
Athol Poopologist, involved in solving the cause of Incompetence that swept through Athol in 2016, reported:
Ima continues, “Today, I planted another kohlrabi. I space them far apart so when they grow to adulthood they won’t be close together and create a nuisance like they did in Lafayette, CA.
Editor’s note: *Ima may be referring to the Kohlrabi Revenge in 1911 during which Lafayette residents were attacked and restrained by kohlrabi until they signed a pledge to never cook or eat another kohlrabi.
ASIDE: The We Do Not Hold a Grudge Against Ima for Introducing Aggressive Kohlrabi to Athol (WDNHAGAIFIAKTA) Committee Spokespersons said: