EMERGENCY CREWS FLEW IN TO ASSIST:
ATHOL’S MUSICAL THERAPIST, WHO WAS ASKED TO TREAT MARY POPPINS:
ULRIC UTTER, FOUNDER OF ANTI-V WORDS AND ANTI-S WORDS INSTITUTE:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN ADVICE COLUMNIST:
ATHOL CHOCOLATOLOGIST WITH EXPERTISE IN CLUCKOLOGY THERAPEUTIC METHODOLOGY, SPOKE TO THE IDEA THAT ANOTHER PARROT BE BROUGHT IN AS A COMPANION FOR MARY POPPINS:
MEANWHILE, NOD PMURT’S PHYSICIAN INTERVIEWED WITH OUR JOURNALISTS AND SPOKE OF HIS EXAMINATION OF NOD PMURT:
ANNA LOU VERY PICKY’S GRANDMA, INVENTOR OF PROTON-SEEKER GATHERER-BEAMER:
ATHOL’S #2 MAN WITH A KNIFE IN HIS HEAD, SPOKE ABOUT NOD PMURT:
FIN CLEMENT, WEATHER FORECASTER:
THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: 