IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE NIGHT, NOD PMURT CROSSED THE BORDER INTO THE U.S.A.

A NOTE FROM NOD PMURT:

DEAR ATHOLIANS: KNOWING HOW UNHAPPY YOU’D BE THAT I AM LEAVING ATHOL, I SEDATED THE TWO BORDER GUARDS SO THEY WOULDN’T PLEAD WITH ME TO STAY.

IT’S BEEN A PLEASURE SHARING MY EXTENSIVE EXPERTISE WITH ATHOLIANS, BUT NOW IT’S NECESSARY TO HELP A RELATIVE IN THE U.S.A.

YOURS TRULY,

THE GREAT NOD PMURT

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MR. WHOOEY, NOD PMURT’S CLOSE FRIEND, ACTING OUT!

ADMISSIONS DIRECTOR OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES STATED: MORE RELATED NEWS:

EARLIER IN 2016, THE PLUNGER ESCAPED FROM PMURT’S MANSION, CAUSING HAVOC IN ATHOL.  DR. LONG, ATHOL THERAPIST, EXPLAINSED:

YET MORE RELATED NEWS:

SHEEP EDUCATIONALIST’S AND FISH THERAPIST’S COMMENTS ON PMURT’S FISH:

ANIMAL HAIR STYLIST’S COMMENTS ON PMURT’S ABANDONED FISH:

NEW TO THE DAILY ATHOLIAN: SMILING MOTHER’S ADVICE COLUMN:

TODAY’S FORECAST BY FIN CLEMENT:

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