HISTORY OF RECENT RELAPSE: ME-JANE, FALMART HOMES MIDWIFE, SUFFERED FROM CHAOTIC ILLOGIC, NON-SEQUITURITUS STRAIN.  HER DISTASTE FOR CHOCOLATE AND CRAVING FOR CANDIED HEARTS WITH IMPRINTED MESSAGES WERE SYMPTOMATIC OF THE DISEASE.  

DURING HER STAY AT HOUSE OF SIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES, THE MANAGER REPORTED:

THE DIRECTOR REPORTED:

GREAT CONCERN WAS FELT BY ATHOLIANS:

TWO DAYS AGO, A BREAKTHROUGH OCCURRED: ME-JANE ATE A CHOCOLATE CROISSANT SANDWICH:

LAST NIGHT, AT A GOING-AWAY PARTY, ME-JANE SAID:

UPON HER DISMISSAL FROM HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES, ME-JANE SPOKE TO THE PRESS:

ASIDE 1:

WOMAN WHO PLAYS THE ACCORDION AND ATHOL’S ACRONYMIST SAID:

A PHYSICIAN WHO SPECIALIZES IN CHAOTIC ILLOGIC ADVISED:

ASIDE 2:

 ANOTHER VICTIM OF CHAOTIC ILLNESS: