IN THE LAST EDITION, ELSIE WHAT-WHEN ADMITTED IN AN INTERVIEW THAT SHE HATED GRAMPS #3924 BECAUSE HE SAUTÉED HER SNAIL.   IN A SHOW OF GOODWILL, THE DAILY ATHOLIAN ASKED FOR VINDICATING COMMENTS ABOUT GRAMPS #3924:

LEAD REPORTER INTERVIEWED GRAMPS #3924’S 3RD WIFE VELVETTA:

 ASIDE 1: 

NOD PMURT SPOKE OF VELVETTA, ONE OF HIS PRIOR FIANCEES:

ASIDE 2:

AT THE TIME OF SUMMER THE SNAIL’S DEATH, DR. LONG, ATHOL’S SAUTÉING SPECIALIST, REPORTED:

MORE COMMENTS ABOUT GRAMPS #3924:

MAE PULLHAMS, ATHOL’S DENTIST:

MANAGER OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES SAID:

SENT IN ANONYMOUSLY AT THE TIME OF THE ATTACKING VINE, THIS PHOTO GIVES ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE OF GRAMPS #3924:

MUFFIN MAN, OWNER OF THE DONUT HOLE, SAID:

A CLIENT OF HOUSE OF SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT RELATIVES WHO RENTED GRAMPS #3924 FOR A PARTY ADMITTED:

ASIDE 3:

THE PUN GRAMPS #3924 TOLD BEFORE THE HOST DECIDED TO ESCAPE:  Did you hear about the ailing poet who started writing before breakfast? He went from bed to verse.