LA COFFEE SHOP OFFERING FREE DONUT CUBE TO 1ST CUSTOMER!
Gramps #3924, manager of La Coffee Shop, and Yon Wonder, Colorful Food Artist, have joined forces to bring more business to downtown Athol. Wonder denied creating a variation on Muffin Man’s donut hole.
Both Gramps #3924 and Yon Wonder are running in the mayoral race, Gramps #3924 as an independent, You Wonder on the LOP (Loathe-Sticky-Labels-On-Produce) party ticket. Muffin Man, running on the DOP (Depends-Upon Party) platform recently disappeared into The Black Hole.
LA SENSITIVITY TRAINING OFFERING FREE INTRODUCTORY CLASS: HOW TO SPOT AN ALIEN.
Peace Officer and Teacher at La Sensitivity Training, Keith M. Caged, will teach awareness hints and clues. Caged became an expert Alien Spotter after finding a business card holder with the initials MIOS in the desert near the area of T.I.S.H. Will Watt, acronym specialist, determined MIOS represented Made In Outer Space.