SLOP (SPEAK LOVINGLY POLITICAL PARTY) ENTERS RACE FOR MAYOR!

  Earlier today, Ulric Utter announced his candidacy for mayor of Athol and the symbol he’s chosen for the party.  Utter is founder and professor at the Anti-V(iolent) and Anti-S(cary) Words Institute.  He recently proposed a ban against cookbooks that use  “whip,” “beat,” “chop,” and other violent words in their recipes.